To quote the great Ron Burgundy after he jumped into the bear pit. "I immediately regret this decision."
A mistake I made once, and never again, was forgetting to include Anchorman on my top 5 list of favorite movies. Someone asked me for my top 5. I thought for a second and then spewed out the 5 movies that I considered great without really thinking about it.
I left Anchorman off that lest.
Later that day, I realized what atrocious crime I had committed and decided that it would be best to contact this person immediately and let them know my true feelings. It might have made them think that I have no sense of humor, that I hate Will Ferrell, that I speak without thinking. I did not wish for any of these things.
In order to make up for it I decided it would be best to recite the movie from heart. I reeled off every scene and included as much dialog as possible, including a full rendition of "Afternoon Delight".
This person forgave me and I told them I would never make this mistake again.
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