Recipe for Afghanistan

1200 Years of Islam
3 Anglo-Afghan Wars
30 years of Political and Social Unrest
1 Pinch of Taliban
5 Mountains filled with Caves

First, beat 1200 years of Islam until creamy. Then add in 3 Anglo Afghan wars and mix together.
Then mix in 30 years of Political and Social unrest and a pinch of Taliban.

Then pour into caves and let sit in the heat for 3000 years.